I need £360,00 and I need it now.
I've just been reading the blog of some old hag who lives
in Italy with her boring husband and want's money to
emigrate to the USA. She's looking for several hundred
thousand because life for her (she's a teacher and the husband
is a software something or other ) is so poor. It's not the first
such request for money I've seen so I though I had better
get in my demand for fund's before it's too late.
I'm 59 years old and live in a one room bed sitter so I need
the money to buy a house. £350,000 should do it. I also need
an extra £10,oo to buy a car. I need the car because there is
a muslim centre just up the road from me and if I had a car I
would be able to drive up to it real fast and throw bricks out
the windows at the terrorists that hang around there. I have
allways wanted to throw bricks at them but without a quick
getaway car they would probably catch me and kick my head in.
If I think of anything else that I need I will let you all know.
If you would like to sponser me then its only £5 a brick.
Peace and Blessings on you all.....